*Ariel does her first job as an interviewer from a random coin flip.*

Ariel's Interviews, Take One: Questioning a Royal Knight.

Ariel: Time to interview a royal knight!!! Today we have Han, and since interviews start easy usually, I'll start with age!! So how old are you??

Hanzo: 16..

A: Lol, you're younger than I am!! Let's move on!! How about those you main in Brawl??

H: Hmm... I'll have to say Falco and Toon Link.

A: * ew I hate starfox...* So why those two??

H: For Falco, I've liked the Starfox series since Starfox 64 came out, and for Toon Link, it's because I liked Wind Waker.

A: All righty, do you have any other wi-fi games??

H: Yes actually, I have TVC, RE Darkisde, Guilty Gear, and Tales of Symphonia 2.

A: Anyways, have you ever played pokemon Han?? * Had to come up eventually*

H: Yes I have, lol. Scizor is my top fave pokemon, because of how he looks and his moves interest me.

A: OK, now who's your least favorite pokemon??

H: Well, my least faves would have to be Zubat, Muk, Tentacruel, and Snorlax. I hate the sight of them.

A: ok then, here's were the questions get weird. Now, tell me if you were to date a game character, who would it be??

H: I think... Noel from BlazeBlue, because she's cute, lol.

A: ok then, pick a mario world from the New Mario Wii game, 1-9.

H: I pick.... World 7!!

A: * F---!!! * fine world 7 it is then!! * poofs interview to Cloud World* Now did you know there was a world 9??

H: I did, but world 9 could have been a trick.

A: Well I just hope someone doesn't show up during this... Anyways, Who's the best legendary pokemon out there??

H: Ho-oh, because whenever I see it, I always think of "life"

A:..... that's deep, man. Anyways, now for a larger issue.. Who came first?? Mew or Arceus??

H: Arceus, I hope.

A: * I still think Mew came first. * Anyways,...

???: Aha!! I knew you'd come, my sweet!!

A: What the --?? OH SNAP!! NOT YOU!!!

Ludwig: Yes, me. Now, you Will like me!!

A: NEVER!!!! *runs off*

H: The hey??? o-o

* Intermission *